Mind Reader
Thing 1: "I don't know what you call it, but Mommy's thoughts leak out and I catch them, so I know what she's thinking. But, she's so smart that there's always something she adds in that I can't quite grab." Daddy: "Can you do that with me?" Thing 1: "Well, you have a lot less thoughts than Mommy, so not that many leak out."
I'm crying with laughter ...
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